SeatedCrowdSurfer

Russian President Putin and Crimean leaders signed an adoption treaty, but before parliament ratifies it I think they really need to know WOULD DREW BARRYMORE LIKE THAT?

I love you, and I laugh myself to tears watching BOTS and Craig on Parks and Rec. You are THE BEST!

That's because Drew Barrymore also generally hates countries/anything associated with the color red!

BOTS: Kremlin Edition would be compelling television.

I saw you play House of Blues New Orleans two weeks before Hurricane Katrina hit. It remains one of my favorite concerts of all time. A couple jerks in front kept talking through your set, and you paused until they shut the fuck up. It was awesome.

Did you know my friend Jess got really drunk and laid in the middle of Bourbon Street later that night? It was awesome gross.

Thanks for the reply! I'll be on the lookout for your next stop in Indy.

Braunger! I can't wait to watch the special. You came to Flat 12 and did stand up in the what you so aptly-titled "party barn." I hope you come around again, because not only were you hilarious, you were very nice.

Questions:

• What is your favorite city and why is it Chicago?
• Will you please add Indy to your tour list?
  
• Is Chris Hardwick jealous of your beard?