SeanMoore

Stroud, please.

You're by all appearances a cool guy and your survival skills are top notch but c'mon... bigfoot? Just, no.

My girlfriend, eventual co-driver once got naked and started masturbating in the passenger seat then handed me the control to the vibrating egg and told me if I pulled over she would stop. This was in broad daylight and so any time another truck would go by she would put on a show for them too. After a while she finally started to give me head, but the shifter didn't make that easy so we pulled into the first lot we could find and went at it... wasnt until we woke up in the morning that we noticed it was a DOT weigh station... they applauded us as we went to the restroom. Got a clean inspection though!

You're either a skanky trucker or a liar.

It's Gatorade. You're welcome.

almost caused a few accidents though cuz drivers can't seem to focus on the road >.>

Sure, safe and professional.

The both of you should have your licenses revoked. G'night, asshole truckers.

What is the best bottle to piss in?