Scodo

Could it be? It's like I'm seeing the next generation of single mother facebook posts being created before my very eyes.

Goodbye, Minions. Hello grumpy animals.

And don't use the air conditioning, even in summer.

I doubt fuel is the primary cost behind operating the U-2. Thing probably costs more than the full fuel load to decide to send up, with all the logistics and maintenance entailed. Not to mention the added cost if any part of its mission involves anything classified.