Schneiderman

What's the first rifle you ever shot? Do you still have it? Regardless, congratulations and thank you for supporting the sport.

There is a really, really strong likelihood that they're just buttering you up to make you relax and get more information out of you that they plan to use against you. The FBI is not your friend, especially not after they've already raided your house.

I just wanted to mention that when I worked at a GNR show a couple years ago, and you came in and actually politely introduced yourself to the crew, I really appreciated it. So many performers just ignore us or treat us like busboys.

Do you remember during soundcheck trying out the acoustic they rented for you and complaining that it sounded like a "fake cock"? What was that thing anyway, a parkwood?

I'd just love to hear your thoughts on the whole water bottle thing. I fly frequently, I always bring an empty water bottle with me so I can fill it after I get through security (and not pay four fucking dollars for a goddamn bottle of water). One time it wasn't completely empty, there was one sip of water left, less than three ounces, they made me throw it out and they acted like they had just saved the world from sure destruction. Do you guys really think water bottles are dangerous or are you just doing your job and covering your ass?