ScarfBootExpress

Do you prefer Toaster Strudels or Pop Tarts?

Hey, I only recently stumbled across your page and I'm actually really stoked you did this AMA because I've been dying to know... How do you maintain your flawless fringe? Do you blow dry it, or straighten it? Because my newly horizontal fringe refuses to be as perfect as yours and it's causing very real and serious angst in my life. Much love!

Dear Mr. Comeau,

I demand more catbug.

Your loving fan, Autumn.

No questions, just wanted to say I have every Bourne movie memorized because my father is completely obsessed. I swear, every time I walk into the tv room he's watching another. So thank you for making movies that remain great the 2nd or 1647th time around!

Are we really going to run out of cocoa beans by 2020? I need to know this to make sure I can hoard as much chocolate as possible before then.