Sanity_in_Moderation

As a lawyer, I can tell you that it is extremely difficult. Convincing someone when it is their job to disagree is next to impossible.

If you - you personally, Stephen Wolfram -do not direct your attorneys to avoid frivolous claims and attorney busywork (at 375 an hour); they will happily and joyfully threaten every person they can find who can remotely or peripherally be accused and send you the bill.

My sister did her Masters thesis in Electrical Engineering on Mathmatica (something to do with wavelet functions to analyze EEG data, successful oral defense three days ago). It's a great program. You have given the world some wonderful tools and contributed greatly to the expansion of knowledge and education. Please do not destroy your legacy by falling into the trap of frivolous and widespread legal action against the very small.

He bought a playboy.

I love you too, but I do feel the need to see other people.

I've been drunk before. I've been very drunk before. I've been very drunk in London before. But I have never been so drunk as to think it would be a good idea to try and break into an actively guarded royal palace. Not even once.

Typical pothead. Always working way too hard and focusing only on the job at hand.