SaigonNoseBiter

That's wild. I've lived over there for 8yrs now, currently in Saigon. I w9uldnt have thought he'd be like that. But maybe the only way he could live with himself is to tell himself that lie. War sucks for everyone. Glad you're doing alright now, and glad you got to being your family here to see life post war.

finds self cleaning phone with alcohol and cotton swabs at 4am

All due respect, you're the one who signed up to be a stripper. Pretty sure you already know life isn't fair.

Do you remember Alf...?

Mu roommate is a pro and he just tells people he works online. For all the reasons you just mentioned.