SafariJeep

Ahaha. After just now watching your video for the first time that was my first thought. No, not the goatee!

To be fair I'm 31 now and that's basically how I've been for the past 15 years. Grow it out for a week or a couple weeks until it gets a little too long and then use the clippers with no guard. And I've probably used a razor for a clean shave only a handful of times in the last ten years, just clippers.