SackOfHellNo

That sounds hilarious. I'm at home, currently in bed with some milk and a handsome cuddle buddy.

I'm her sister. Not a random asshole.

Maria, I want you to know that you are one of my idols, and you help me feel less crazy and less alone. Even though I don't know you. I bought your adorable critter shirt as a reminder that you support me, and a reminder that we're all just weird people doing our best. I also bought tickets to your Salt Lake show because not seeing your act would actually ruin my month.

I guess I have a few questions. What is your favorite book? When you feel like you're losing grip, how do you pull it back? What is the most valuable thing anyone has ever told you?

Again, thank you for everything.

My sister is an A-EMT as well, and a 9-1-1 Dispatcher. She also believes in full moons making people act weird.

Edit: Someone pointed out problems with how I structured "9/11" vs "9-1-1"

I'm his girlfriend, and we live together. I now get to play a game called "18 question mark?" He literally says "question mark". I then have to guess if the person is 18.

Kids are getting younger every day.

ack! I got acknowledged!