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Saarlak2444 karma

Apparently my wife and I were borderline famous with our Dominos. They were at most a mile from us so we always had hothothot pizza and the deliveries took maybe fifteen minutes from order to received. Well I was in Culinary School while we lived in that apartment so I was constantly cooking and/or baking. You can only eat so much so we would give cookies and pieces of cake to the delivery people (we also tipped a lot because we had a bad habit of ordering when it was snowing). I never considered that an entire restaurant would know us by address but they did.

Saarlak954 karma

I was mildly addicted to Amazon once I got Prime. The UPS guy was at my place two or three times a week. He always got the good stuff (meatball subs, spaghetti, english custard) because he delivered after I got home from my morning classes (and because he brought me my Amazon bullshit that I really didn't need to buy but c'mon man, free shipping!).

After Halloween I gave the drivers handfuls of candy, too. I certainly didn't need that shit adding jiggle to muh belly.

Saarlak279 karma

You do realize you're asking a 14 year old kid about penis?

Saarlak241 karma

One Hour Photo. The entire movie was worth watching for the last five minutes. Fucking spectacular job RW did in that.

Saarlak99 karma

Uneven wear could also be a sign that your alignment needs adjusting.