SLOTH_POTATO_PIRATE

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SLOTH_POTATO_PIRATE880 karma

I can read your accent in the comments. It reminds me of my grandpa commenting on my Facebook posts. :)

SLOTH_POTATO_PIRATE371 karma

Guy: "Wouldn't it be fucking HILARIOUS if we just kissed right now? Like, wouldn't that be funny?!"

Girl: "haha"

SLOTH_POTATO_PIRATE215 karma

I feel that way about getting my best friend away from his crazy ex girlfriend.

SLOTH_POTATO_PIRATE62 karma

I worked for WM for a bit. Almost 2 months. In that short amount of time on the MRF sorting belt, I saw 13 dildos, a buttplug, and a TON of porn mags.

What made me sad the most is seeing pictures and photo albums. Due to evictions and deaths a lot of houses get torn down and the things inside them just get thrown into big bins and sent to the recycling plant, even the houses themselves.

The weirdest thing I've seen is a jar with severed fingers in it. We had to stop the line and have police come. It was straight out of Criminal Minds.

SLOTH_POTATO_PIRATE30 karma

Where you the bottom or top?