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He was halfway up a tree, evading a lioness when he realized he had a raging hard on. It was inhibiting his climbing abilities, so he immediately dropped trow, screamed "shawty lemme borrow dat jaw", and skeeted right in that lions face. The skeet saved his life.

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What kind of seat do you have on that bike?!