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SHADOWJACK2112318 karma

Time for Blazing Saddles part Deux.

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"You looking at me zombie? How would you like a little flaming Drakkar Noir to the face then!"

As a former mall employee, please throw the old lady perfumes first. That shit stinks.

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My wife will be getting a double lung transplant within 6 months, any advice or words of encouragement for her? She is pretty scared of it all (as are we all).