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SECRETLY_STALKS_YOU1635 karma

So is my dick from clicking that link so many times.

SECRETLY_STALKS_YOU1108 karma

How do you sleep at night?

Lately, I haven't been able to sleep flat on my back, just on my right side. It's troubling.

SECRETLY_STALKS_YOU674 karma

My vote is for Tom Cruise in blackface. You cool with that Epps? If you're cool with it, don't respond.

SECRETLY_STALKS_YOU431 karma

That's good. I heard about instances where a drunk person will vomit while sleeping on their back, and die from asphyxiation.

SECRETLY_STALKS_YOU296 karma

I always felt like Uncle Phil was my real uncle.