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RupertDurden56 karma

And here's what the Hungarian man in the hospital was saying in The Usual Suspects.

Arkosh Kovash: [in Hungarian] Why are you just standing there, you idiot? I'm not speaking English am I? Wouldn't it make sense to find someone who could talk to me so you could find the person that set me on fire, perhaps? He is the Devil. You've never seen anyone like Keyser Soze in all your miserable life, you idiot. Keyser Soze. Do you at least understand that? Keyser Soze. The Devil himself. Or are you American policemen so stupid that you haven't even heard of him? Keyser Soze, you ridiculous man. KEYSER SOZE.

RupertDurden22 karma

How many fish can you name?

RupertDurden12 karma

Story time.

I saw Kevin Meaney at a comedy club about 10 or 12 years ago. After the show, I told him that I loved him on Rocko's Modern Life. He said that he had a blast doing it, and that it was cool to get royalty checks out of the blue every now and again. He went on to say that he had never actually seen his episode. I told him that I'd be back the next day with a copy of it for him. I brought him a video tape with that 2-part episode, followed by ~6 hours of some of my other favorites. I gave it to the hostess at the comedy club and then turned to leave, but she stopped me. She said that Mr. Meaney had left tickets for me (and the same friend that I was with the night before), and that my drinks were on the house. I saw him after the show, and he was clearly psyched to see the episodes.

Anyway, thank you for the awesome work. I still quote it today (I am a glooton).

RupertDurden5 karma

Did your dad ever take Actos? I only ask because kidney dysfunctions is part of diabetes, and Actos was used in the treatment of diabetes. There is now a link between Actos and bladder cancer.

RupertDurden4 karma

Best cheesesteak in Philly?