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RufusMcCoot2290 karma

Lol forgot you were helping and was like "who is this fucking fan?"

RufusMcCoot301 karma

Female owners of male iguanas have a harder time keeping the iguana from wanting to mate with house guests than males who own male iguanas? Am I reading this right?

RufusMcCoot252 karma

I know that you just learned this joke today. Are you planning on going through life passing someone else's work as your own?

Dad, this is absolutely awesome by the way.

RufusMcCoot185 karma

I can call Obama a rapist. That's pretty neat honestly.

Edit: Forgot about slander. Obama's not a rapist to my knowledge. Still neat that the same laws apply to my ability to say it about him as a random dude on the street though.

RufusMcCoot157 karma

I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous.