RudimentsOfGruel

depends how smooth your mating procedures are, I suppose...

Hey Kevin, huge fan - your Weekend Update was amongst the best ever!

Question: Was there any particular comic you grew up watching who got you interested enough in comedy to pursue it as a career? Also, what was your worst moment onstage as a comic? I'm sure every comic has one, just curious how cringe-worthy yours was...

That torpedo didn't self-destruct. You heard it hit the hull. And I... was never here...