RubeTrollberg

1) On a scale of MadDog to Tony Cunst, how cunty are you?

2) Has Prat gotten cuntier since you took him under your wing?

3) What's the weirdest request you've ever gotten from a fanboy? I'm just going to go ahead and assume you don't have fangirls.

4) You said at some point that Lunarch is the only company you've invested in. What is the weirdest investment opportunity someone has approached you with? The second-best opportunity? How did you turn the first down and why did you turn the second down?

5) Any tips for cleaning a piss stain off of my Lamborghini?

6) How hard did you work at poker away from the tables two years ago? Five years ago? How hard do you work now? Do you feel like you will hit a point in your learning curve, if you haven't already, where the diminishing returns on studying will be so marginal that you will put it in cruise control? Or do you think the game is still evolving too much and super high rollers are tough enough that you need to constantly be pushing ahead to keep an edge?

7) FMK: Xuan, Liv, Sofia Lovgren

8) FMK: Scott Seiver, Mike Watson, Prat

9) FMK: Pokerstars, Full Tilt, 888

10) In five years, what do you think the highest-earning Prismata grinder will be making per year?

11) Rank the following in terms of a) heroism b) skill c) who would win in a fight to the death:

Rounder63

NeverScaredB

TeamWispy

BigDogPckt5s

Dipthrong

Gettin Daize

Rojo Rulez

I think you mean point tak3n

Nope, try again

Can you tell us two of your favourite non-poker stories from life on the road, and one fake one? I want to see if we can tell when you are bluffing.