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Roy_Blount_Jr12 karma

Thank you. First you have to endure enormous sorrow. And be funny-looking. Even though that doesn't come through on the radio, being just naturally funny-looking is key. i mean funny-peculiar-looking. But not downright horrible-looking, as I am sure you are not. Downright horrible-looking, you should try illegal-loan-enforcement, if you are also burly and mean.

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For a virtuous lady named Melanie, Great felons would give up their felony, And masters of lies, If she said, "Not wise," From then on would strictly not tell any.

I don't see how I can get into any trouble with that.

Roy_Blount_Jr12 karma

Favorite guest: Barack Obama. Favorite panelist: me.

Roy_Blount_Jr10 karma

He does, but he doesn't realize it. And if you tell him he does, he will just sull up.

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