Rookvrouw_Joke

Can you train the giant rats in Lumbridge Swamp to detect the plague? It'd help East Ardougne!

I agree this is really fishy considering the outlandish claims on their website, but is the data they can provide about the bacteria in your gut still useful? (Definitely not going to pay for this bullshit, just wondering)

As someone with an irritable digestive tract, I'd REALLY like to know about the bacteria in my gut, if it's abnormal and how so... But I don't want to track it monthly, I just want to know once so that I can show it to a doctor and get a professional opinion.

Also, if you're reading this, I find it really fucking sketchy that I have to sign up before I can even see the prices. That makes me feel like I'm being scammed or tricked into something, which is exactly why I'd never spend money with you anyway.

I'd also like to know this!

How come I get an error every time I try to sign up on the site? :(

Just says something went wrong... wtf

Do you like the prawns at maccas and when you go there in the arvo on your kanga do they allow you to wear thongs? Because some places where I live don't let you wear them.