Romiress

Proof? Good proof in this case would be a paystub.

100% natural fruit juice without sugar

Without added sugar. The vast majority (if not all) fruit juices have tons of sugar in them, often more than a can of soda.

Technically only 720 confirmed pokemon. :') They still haven't mentioned Volcanion.

Then, walking back, I could see these little sparks of light floating in front of me that I thought were Radha and Krishna, and I was convinced I'd been shown them because I was such a good devotee.

Fireflies? That was my first thought from your description. Very early morning, sparks of light floating around.

Not to be that guy... but I'll be that guy. Proof?