Roike

here to run breaks

Wait, someone manually stops these death machines???

EDIT: Fuck my mother I'm very stupid. Breaks =/= Brakes. Move along, nothing to see here.

That's fairly easy to fix no? [self removed] or something.

Yo, every time I see someone say they are a lifeguard I wanna tell you how fucking rockstar like you dudes and dudettes are. You sit still for like 2 hours and then like a fucking rocket blast super sprint to save some dumb kid who shouldn't be in the deep end. Or maybe save some fat middle aged lady who drank too many bloody maries.

You guys are superstars.

I think I get this reference.

Not positive, but since he works in a Max security facility, I'm sure the clientele are quite different than DUI prison. Additionally, I would also guess that getting piss thrown on you a few times makes you take a more jaded view of the worthiness of prisoners in general.