RockinTheKevbot

I know I'd use that gillie suit for god damned everything. "Alright lets order a pizza I'll put on the suit and scare the shit out of him before he gets to the door free pizza for all!"

saw OP didn't respond to this and thought I'd share a story from a friend. A friend of mine works for the California Highway and Interstate Patrol Service (they actually call them chippies still) anyway one of the guys in his department pulled over Erik Estrada who promptly started into him about "don't you know who I am?" guy totally gave him a ticket lol.

EVERYONE'S FAVORITE IS HERE CHOO CHOOO!!!

YOU'LL RIDE A BLACK TORNADO ACROSS THE WESTERN SKY, ROPE AN OLD BLUE NORTHERN AND MILK IT TILL ITS DRY, BULL DOG THE MISSISSIPPI AND PIN ITS EARS DOWN FLAT!!!

I'm not a vegan but just wanted to say wow this was comprehensive! Thanks for posting it!