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Robobvious459 karma

Wait a minute you guys, I'm starting to think this guy may not be a real cop at all! /s

Robobvious366 karma

If that's what they call Family they can fuck themselves to death.

Robobvious185 karma

Whatever you're imagining in the chainmail bikini, add 400 pounds to it.

Then stop imagining it.

Robobvious109 karma

Moose are literally insane, they eat poisonous plants that make them go a little off in the head. Then they get real angry and fuck shit up to the nth degree. The leopard at least might kill you quick so it can eat in peace. The moose would fucking stomp on you, toss you thirty yards, and then smack your corpse around for a bit just because he's mad as hell and you happen to be there.

Robobvious43 karma

Fear is the Mind Killer!