Robert_Cannelin

"If you've seen one, you've seen 'em both." --Jim Kaat

trombone lifestyle

Q: What's the difference between a dead squirrel in the middle of the road and a dead trombone player in the middle of the road?

A: The squirrel might've been on his way to a gig.

Maybe you can be a network executive!!!! haw haw haw

"'Raaar,' said the hairy guy in the hotel bar. It was two in the afternoon and she was bored out of her skull, Honolulu being about 100 degrees that day. 'Okay,' she said, 'but first I have to visit the ladies' room.' 'Naaaaaaa,' the hairy guy protested. 'Okay, big boy,' she replied, 'but I have to warn you, I had asparagus last night for dinner.'"

To quote him from elsewhere in this thread:

I stayed in my room and played video games nearly every day.

Not sure we have a reliable narrator here.