RingGiver

Is any country going to get a focus tree branch for installing Glitterhoof as leader, mandating incestuous relations, and banning the use of pants?

How does it feel to have survived something that kills most people?

Six minutes. First aid is part of my job (lifeguard) and I'm generally under the impression that you're dead at five (in all honesty, if we start CPR, it might be a good idea to call the church next door).

Why are you identifying yourself as "investigative journalist" and not "conspiracy theorist?"

Edit: Are you just going to Rampart us?

Is mayonnaise a musical instrument?

How realistic is Father Ted?