Ricketycrick

Did the cops give obvious bullshitty answers as to why they pulled you over? "You were going 41 in a 40, I'll let it slide this time"

Or were they just like

"OMG MAN I GOTS TO SEE THAT CAR"

That website pulls every one of those figures out of their ass.

I imagine anal with a huge prisoner without lube would hurt a lot, are there any cases of inmate willingly giving oral sex since they know they aren't strong enough to fend off the booty warrior?