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ReturnOfThePing669 karma

Yeah, just like we did with that hot sauce lady.

Edit: Hotsauce lady. Hot-sauce lady. I don't know. I just don't recall her being "hot". She sold hot sauce, okay?

ReturnOfThePing32 karma

Do snipers really have to account for rotation of the earth?

ReturnOfThePing19 karma

There's a good chance that they would view the showing of teeth as threatening. Best to keep your smile subdued.

ReturnOfThePing1 karma

Thank you for your son's service and for his sacrifice and yours. He was doing important work that benefits everyone and harms no one. How did he feel about the Somali people?

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How can you even call yourself a dangerous spider handler and not live in Australia?

I mean there's nothing wrong with it, but it just seems kind of like being a Mariachi from Germany.