Retroactive_Spider

Heh.

The real question is have you pooped yet?

How does one get out of the bathroom without recontaminating their hands

Luckily, more and more places that I have worked are switching to "touch-less" rest rooms... urinals that flush automatically, or are no-flush, and sinks and soap dispensers that are motion activated. Beyond preventing the spread of germs (and reducing employee sick time as a result), there's a cost savings from having measured amounts dispensed rather than a person using the sink and not turning it off when he leaves.

The only thing we have to touch, after we do our business, is the door handle. I grab a paper towel and cover my hand when opening it.