ReferencesStella

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ReferencesStella7 karma

Hey Todd. How much of your material actually makes it into one of your sets? I'd love to know how many potential "white tile bathroom" jokes we've missed out on over the years

ReferencesStella1 karma

Hey Todd, thanks for taking the time away from being the world’s greatest comedian to do this for us. Here are my questions:

  1. What are your thoughts on watermelon yarmulkes? I usually slap mine on a picnic table, and put a glass of iced tea on top.

  2. Looking to buy an answering machine. $60 Sanyo or $100 Sony? I’m looking for a machine that will make me want to literally fuck the dance floor.

  3. Do they sell wallets in Old Navy? Obvious follow up: Do they sell ties in Old Navy? Looking for something to go with a mock rib turtleneck and purple camouflage cargo pants.

  4. I’m apartment shopping. Saw a listing with a “white tile bathroom”. I’m sick and tired of carpeted bathrooms so I’m thinking about jumping at the opportunity. Should I go for it?

See you in Boston for your crowd work tour!