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Reddit_Bork1024 karma

But, but... not Gaston right? He's a real man's man. Like the time he asked me to feel his biceps, or when we had a contest to see who's butt was firmer.

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I have a 10 year old son who would like to spend his entire life being you. Can I apprentice him like they used to do in the old days? To sweeten the deal, he'd also wash your car.

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If the Russians are up for it, I'm sure Pam would give it a go.

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That was the best advice for Brazillian waxing I've ever heard.

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What was camping with Gary Larson like? I remember it being mentioned as a highlight in one of his books, and it happening after he mentioned you in one of his comics.