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RedditIsAShitehole442 karma

I need new friends.

RedditIsAShitehole358 karma

But was it from you or the stripper?

RedditIsAShitehole239 karma

Yeah, we could go outside wearing pants again.

RedditIsAShitehole237 karma

I paid like $60 or $80 or some such shit to get an ED t-shirt posted to Ireland, I expected a blow job or something to come with it but here I am wearing it now and no one is sucking my dick. How can you justify this behaviour?

RedditIsAShitehole208 karma

Because he’s clearly lying.