Rebelgecko

Frozen

In truth, the most 911 calls are for mental health services, health and EMT and fire service

What about the ones that aren't? If we abolish the police, what happens if I call 911 because I see some dude hitting his girlfriend in a parking lot? Or if there's a drunk person who comes into my house when I forget to lock the door and gets belligerent when asked to leave (those are 2 situations where I've requested police in the past). Do they just send a therapist? Or paramedics to clean up the aftermath?

What sort of presents would you get on your birthday?

Perhaps Sterling Archer?

I'm amazed that there's enough mermaids out there to support so many tail companies. It's like a whole industry I've never even thought about