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RealityRush355 karma

Oh lord, never, ever rely on your supervisors to keep you safe, if anything they are more than likely going to put you in harms way to get a job done faster. They are under pressure from their bosses to get results, and unfortunately that usually gets in the way of safety. My boss wanted me to work on a panel that he swore wasn't electrically live anymore, but knowing him I called bullshit and checked it all myself. Guess what, 600V was still live and had I touched that I probably would've died. Never trust anyone but yourself when it comes to safety in the workplace, and always, always make damn sure you get yourself home alive and in one piece. Also, fuck the hand, you're gorgeous!

RealityRush189 karma

This explains why 'cuddle cafes' are a thing in Japan!

RealityRush21 karma

Man, everyone says this, but the first time I ever fucked, I was so god damn nervous that I literally could not cum. The chick kinda got upset because she thought that it was 'cause she was ugly, but I just couldn't finish. I got blue-balled from sex itself.