RealWhitneyCummings

Oh yeah, I mean, yes. I think the big secret is that you know, I'm really super fragile and sensitive. And I'm secretly like, tough, but that's a lie. You know, I think that I was a writer on the roast, also, I know how the sausage is made, and we have to come up with so many jokes they stop being personal, but I think to be made fun of your appearance, like I would get jokes about looking older than I am, which hurt my feelings because as a comedian you work such crazy hours, I just sleep less, I'm on the road constantly, so i think to work so hard, and then to have someone tell you you look older than you are, I wanted to say "You'd look like this too if you had only 2 hours of a sleep a night." You wouldn't look so great either. I think anything appearance-based - because as a comedian, you don't sign up to be judged on your appearance, you should just be judged on how funny you are. So when people start judging my appearance, that definitely hurts my feelings.

Just because it's funny, you don't see anything, you'd see the same thing at the beach if you were swimming. I just thought it was funny. Everybody was laughing and my job is to make people laugh. So that's why I did it.

Oh! I've never measured it. I don't know. My gynecologist says I have a "shallow" vagina, but that's pretty much all I know.

Yes. One time, I always try to communicate with "fans" (I don't like to call them fans, but I always try to communicate and if someone emails for tickets or tweets me that they want to come to the show and they can't afford it, I try to help people get tickets) and one time there was a guy I was helping get tickets, he couldn't afford it and had a medical issue or something, and I put all this effort to making sure he could get to the show, bought him tickets, and halfway through the show he got wasted and heckled me the rest of the show- like profanities, mean insults, and security had to REMOVE HIM from the show, he made such a scene, the show came to a screeching halt, and there was a window before the comedy store in San Diego, and there's a window outside the show room and he stood outside and looked through the window the rest of the show. He was just staring at me the rest of the show, like he was going to kill me or something. And that was it, luckily he didn't murder me.

Oh man, my favorites! that's a difficult question. I would have to say Bill Burr. I love Dave Attell, Chelsea Handler (I know she's my friend but she makes me laugh so much).