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RealSteveWilkos133 karma

Never in a million years.

I was gonna be a cop like my dad - my dad was a cop for 30 years and I was gonna be a cop for 30 years.

You gotta remember that I never wanted to be on TV - I never auditioned to be on TV. I'm the only guy in history who got his own TV show who never wanted to be on TV.

RealSteveWilkos74 karma

I am a father!

RealSteveWilkos66 karma

Oh geez.

Um - the funniest I couldn't really even tell you!

It probably was - we had this really big, fat guy on stage. All he had on was a baggy pair of athletic shorts. He was standing on stage in front of the stage stretching out to the audience and I came up behind him and pulled his shorts down. He had nothing on underneath - he was totally naked!

RealSteveWilkos65 karma

Whether I'm gay or not. LOL!

RealSteveWilkos57 karma

Well, the best moment on my show was when I got hit in the head by a bowl. It produced the highest ratings ever. Check that out on Youtube - it's probably the first thing that comes up!