RealChristopherTitus

Fox had 3 presidents in two and a half years. They all come in and want to change your idea so they can take credit for it. The new president asked me to change the entire direction of the show and I said "No" in a mildly unpolite way. And that was the begging of the end. It wasn't ratings or complaints. It was I don't know how to shut the fuck up.

Worst heckler of the last ten years? Orlando, FL last year. A guy was sitting with a group of people wearing his Saturday "going out" wife beater. He started heckling, so I started trashing him. Then he shut up and pouted for about 30 minutes, but when he had enough alcohol to get his pilot light reignited he started again. I told the bouncers to kick him at that point. As he was walking out with his friends he started talking shit over his shoulder (which I hate). So naturally I called him a pussy. He puffed up and came right at the stage. Now he's on the floor and I'm on the stage and we are both screaming at each other. I don't realize the bouncers are out back emptying trash for the next show, so I have no backup. Me and this guy are about to throw down and I look behind him and my wife is standing behind the dude with an empty wine bottle ready to clock him....So yeah....that was the worst.

Momshell is doing great. Tumor went from 5cm to almost undetectable now. Still on Chemo, still fighting the good fight. Thanks for asking.

I have a formula to write a long story and the first thin I do is give myself permission to not be funny so I can get all the facts out. Then once I do, every specific detail (and the more specific the better) I just write a punchline for that detail. I believe that every sentence is just a setup for a punchline. Then when you put those facts together you have a great 12 minute story (or in the case of "Bruce Who" a 30 minute story.

Every show! Until the last psychotic fan tells me their final nightmare story about growing up. I love you people, even the trolls.