Ratlarbig

This doesn't make any sense. Promptly put the food away?

The bigger issue is not the mere presence of the intact virus on the package, but the transfer of it from there into a person

How do other household members know what the new items are? If they're so contaminated we have to wash our hands after touching them, other family members can now wander in and have no idea what is new and potentially contaminated.

400 dollars for a t shirt, shirts, and shoes?

So the process of how death is handled is something that we don't talk about much as a society. What do you do when someone dies? Do you have to call a funeral home? Do you call the police? What if you don't want to use a funeral home? Are you SOL?

Could the queen put the kibosh on the whole thing? Royal veto or whatnot?