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Random_Tangent322 karma

Do you need an assistant beverage director? I'm very good at drinking. I rarely miss my mouth these days.

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I doubt 76% of voters could correctly identify both presidential candidates by name, let alone their running mates.

Random_Tangent157 karma

Redditor since... tomorrow? Wait, what?

Random_Tangent89 karma

You wanna talk binding, try shooting in the desert for a week in a metal bikini. Sheeeesh!

Random_Tangent69 karma

Obviously the mailman has a thick black unibrow.