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RamsesThePigeon2247 karma

Yours must have been one of the very first (and most interesting) questions... and yet, she's gone after only a half an hour.

Let's pretend that she told a really funny story about some really bizarre guy. Let's also spread that story around a bit.

I heard the guy's name was Kevin, and that he showed up with a bouquet of roses.

RamsesThePigeon1094 karma

I'm going to use this excuse the next time I get in trouble with my girlfriend.

"I didn't make you angry! You wanted to get angry, and you used the fact that I didn't do the dishes as an opportunity!"

RamsesThePigeon678 karma

Hell, just the experience of reading it was worth paying for.

Enjoy the Gold.

RamsesThePigeon618 karma

What, if anything, will be illegal in Liberland?

RamsesThePigeon526 karma

Welp. Looks like we have another entry for the Reddit-themed Cards Against Humanity question.