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RalphiesBoogers598 karma

What is your idea of a perfect date?

RalphiesBoogers263 karma

If Fox, Comedy Central, or Cartoon Network is reading this, please bring back The Critic with new episodes. We will watch it.

RalphiesBoogers216 karma

I like to bet don't pass, and when the point is on, call the waitress over. My drink order is always the same:

"I'd like to order a 7 and 7. There's a 7 dollar tip if you're back in 7 minutes".

(Many craps players are very superstitious and will throw a fit if someone says 7 when the point is on)