Rakonas

Jesuits are like the Black Ops of the Catholic Church, actually.

I remember when I went to puerto rico the doritos were disgusting. I think any packaged food from america that ends up somewhere else has a good chance of being straight up terrible.

Don't eat shrimp.

That's probably locally produced if it's flavors not available in america, though.

Nice how this gets so many downvotes when it's the only non-joke answer.

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Well that's much better