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Day 38 at sea. It has been weeks of incessant chatter and bickering between the Instagram models. I feel I am trapped on a fiberglass island with a flock of thong wearing birds. None of them allow me even close enough to smell them, as I am always ruining their "shot" as they post images of themselves to Instagram. One girl created a VSCO account, and she was quickly mocked and thrown overboard, never to be heard from again. I'm afraid to use the bathroom below deck, as the toilet was clogged as soon as we left port with what one girl says was the giant tampon from another girl. This instigated a barrage of catfights and prompted me to create the url Instigate-am, where I could post videos of them pulling each other's hair extensions out. Alas, I lost connectivity and my only hope is this message in a bottle reaches someone that will put me out of my misery.

Rope ladder game has a good physics based answer on youtube

Essentially, it is a tightrope. Because there are two anchors on the top and bottom, the trick is to keep your center of mass directly over the midpoint of the ladder (as if there is an imaginary tightrope running down the middle). Easier said than done, but it is very possible to win it, and one of the more "winnable" games at any carnival...which is why you will see limits to the number wins written on a set of rules near the attraction.

Word to the wise: Per the video, it's cheaper to buy the stuffed bears on Amazon. The games are rigged so that you lose. If you were deadset on winning the rope ladder, buy one from Amazon for $16 bucks, set it up in your yard and practice. Then go pay $5 to win a $3 bear. Pride and accomplishment!

Can you make a Mad Max Faire, complete with a Thunderdome? And some sort of acrobatics performed by dirtbikes and such?

I think it would be huge because...because of a Thunderdome. Post apocalyptic food might not be so good.

Woops...should have scrolled, as I see you answered this! Here is the video

You kept that shark on the line for some time. We now expect big things from you!