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What was the happiest moment of your life? The saddest? FUCK YOU I'M NOT EDITING THIS. Happiest: any of the times where I played with my dog(s). Saddest: my dog(s) dying.
Who was the most important person in your life? Can you tell me about him or her? Cliche, but my parents are the most important people. They essentially made me into the person I am today with their examples and lessons.
Who has been the biggest influence on your life? What lessons did that person teach you? See the other answer.
Who has been the kindest to you in your life? My best friend.
It’s been said that after they pass away, the most important people in our lives “live within us.” Is there anyone from your past that lives within you? I’d like to think my dogs do.
What are the most important lessons you’ve learned in life? Try things, even when you’re afraid.
What is your earliest memory? Going to a fair with my parents and receiving a stuffed frog.
Are there any words of wisdom you’d like to pass along to me? Don’t be stupid.
What are you proudest of in your life? Getting into the college I’m going to.
When in life have you felt most alone? When one of my best friends stole the guy I was seeing.
How has your life been different than what you’d imagined? Well I’m not an astronaut-lawyer-ballerina-superhero...
How would you like to be remembered? As intelligent and kind.
Do you have any regrets? Of course, who doesn’t?
What does your future hold? Undergrad and then law school.
Is there anything that you’ve never told me but want to tell me now? No because I don’t know you.
Is there something about me that you’ve always wanted to know but have never asked? No because I don’t know you.
If you could interview anyone from your life living or dead, but not a celebrity, who would it be and why? Already answered: but David Tennant because he is amazing.
What is your first memory of me? When you posted on my AMA.
Was there a time when you didn’t like me? Yes because you posted so many questions.
What makes us such good friends? We’re not, I don’t know you!
How would you describe me? How would you describe yourself? A redditor, and a redditor.
Where will we be in 10 years? 20 years? I don’t know you, I don’t know you.
Do you think we’ll ever lose touch with each other? Yes.
Is there anything that you’ve always wanted to tell me but haven’t? No.
Where did you grow up? The midwest.
What was your childhood like? Awesome.
Who were your favorite relatives? My aunt and uncle.
Do you remember any of the stories they used to tell you? yes.
How did you and grandma/grandpa meet? really? I am not a grandmother
What was my mom/dad like growing up? I have no idea.
Do you remember any songs that you used to sing to her/him? Can you sing them now? No. Because I am not your grandparent.
Was she/he well-behaved? Maybe.
What is the worst thing she/he ever did? I don’t know
What were your grandparents like? Cool.
Not quite as cool.
How would you like to be remembered? Intelligent and kind.
Are you proud of me? Not particularly.
When did you first find out that you’d be a parent? How did you feel? I am not a parent.
Can you describe the moment when you saw your child for the first time? No.
How has being a parent changed you? I am not a parent.
What are your dreams for your children? I am not a parent.
Do you remember when your last child left home for good? I am not a parent.
Do you have any favorite stories about your kids? I am not a parent.
Are you proud of me? No, I’ve never seen you.
I didn’t.
I don’t know.
I don’t know. I don’t know
I’m not your parent.
Be smart.
I don’t have any.
I didn’t.
When and where were you born? Florida, 1993
The Midwest.
What was it like? Awesome.
Who were your parents? People.
What were your parents like? Awesome.
How was your relationship with your parents? Pretty good, some arguments.
Did you get into trouble? What was the worst thing you did? I stole someone’s bracelet (and got in trouble)
Do you have any siblings? What were they like growing up? Nope.
What did you look like? idk.
How would you describe yourself as a child? Were you happy? Happy. Yes.
What is your best memory of childhood? Worst? Ice cream. Dropping my ice cream.
Did you have a nickname? How’d you get it? Yes, my parents made it up.
Who were your best friends? What were they like? Girls at my school. They were cool.
How would you describe a perfect day when you were young? School, recess, more school, going to my friend’s house and playing.
What did you think your life would be like when you were older? Pretty much like this.
Do you have any favorite stories from your childhood? Nope.
Did you enjoy school? Mostly.
What kind of student were you? On the upper side of average.
What would you do for fun? Go out.
How would your classmates remember you? Lol probably annoying and argumentative.
Are you still friends with anyone from that time in your life? Yes, because it’s still happening.
What are your best memories of grade school/high school/college/graduate school? Worst memories? Best memories: friends. Worst memories: drama.
Was there a teacher or teachers who had a particularly strong influence on your life? Tell me about them. My english teacher was an awesome guy.
Do you have any favorite stories from school? Not really, our school prank was putting glitter everywhere.
Do you have a love of your life? Nope.
When did you first fall in love? I didn’t.
Can you tell me about your first kiss? I was 16 and standing on my doorstep.
What was your first serious relationship? The first-kiss one.
Do you believe in love at first sight? nope.
Do you ever think about previous lovers? yep.
What lessons have you learned from your relationships? be vocal about what you want from the relationship.
How did you meet your husband/wife? I haven’t.
How did you know he/she was “the one”? I don’t.
How did you propose? I didn’t.
What were the best times? The most difficult times? Best times: summertimes. Worst times: finals.
Did you ever think of getting divorced? I’m not married.
Did you ever get divorced? Can you tell me about it? nope.
What advice do you have for young couples? don’t be stupid.
Do you have any favorite stories from your marriage or about your husband/wife? nope.
What do you do for a living? student.
Tell me about how you got into your line of work. don’t have one;
Do you like your job?
What did you think you were going to be when you grew up? A lawyer.
What did you want to be when you grew up? A lawyer.
What lessons has your work life taught you? I don’t have one.
If you could do anything now, what would you do? Why? Eat some pizza. Because I’m hungry.
Do you plan on retiring? If so, when? How do you feel about it? Yes, when I’m old.
Do you have any favorite stories from your work life? Nope.
Can you tell me about your religious beliefs/spiritual beliefs? What is your religion? I’m an atheist.
Have you experienced any miracles? no.
What was the most profound spiritual moment of your life? none.
Do you believe in God? no.
Do you believe in the after-life? What do you think it will be like? no. it won’t be like anything.
If you were to meet a God, what would you say to them? nothing, because I won’t.
Can you tell me about your illness? I’m not ill.
Do you think about dying? Are you scared? Yes, and yes.
How do you imagine your death? Far far away.
Do you look at your life differently now than before you were diagnosed? No.
Do you have any last wishes? Yes.
I wasn’t diagnosed.
If you were to give advice to me or my children, or even children to come in our family, what would it be? DON’T FUCKING GIVE PEOPLE 800000000 stupid QUESTIONS TO ANSWER.
What have you learned from life? The most important things? Don’t be scared of stupid stuff.
Has this illness changed you? What have you learned? I’m not fucking ill.
How do you want to be remembered? As intelligent and kind
What is your ethnic background? Europeans.
Where is your mom’s family from? Where is your dad’s family from? Germany, Germany.
Have you ever been there? What was that experience like? Nope.
What traditions have been passed down in your family? German ones.
Who were your favorite relatives? My aunt and uncle.
Do you remember any of the stories they used to tell you? Yes.
What are the classic family stories? Jokes? Songs? My dad and his brothers pulling pranks.
Were you in the military? No.
Did you go to war? What was it like? No.
How did war change you? It didn’t.
During your service, can you recall times when you were afraid? No.
What are your strongest memories from your time in the military? None.
What lessons did you learn from this time in your life? I wasn’t in the fucking military.

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You forced her to do her hair and put jewelry on. She was planning on a lazy day at home...

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Did you write "I'm a Mechanical Man" on the original C&C soundtrack? That was one of my favorites.

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Does your last name mean "Excellent! 👍" in Cantonese?

Have you ever flown a plane and given a review of it like a car review?

How do you keep your sentence structures fresh in your writing?

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I think his source is his personal experience. This is /r/iama after all.