QuelqueChoseRose

I wouldn't want to get drunk right before dying, at least not in something like a plane crash where your death will be relatively fast. Because, like, you're only gonna die once, and I sure wouldn't want to be up in Heaven, and everyone's like "Yeah, well the moment I truly understood the Universe was that second right before I died," and I'd just be like "Yeah no I was wasted."

Edit: Wow. Guess it's nice to have my top comment be about something serious instead of a crude joke or something. This was a nice surprise to wake up to. :)

Edit 2: I... Wow... Gold, a week after the fact? Awesome! Thanks, stranger.

Mods, shouldn't this person be flaired?

Fifty meters... So would you say that you were in a zone of danger?

I think we need to retire this question. Official best answer.

If we found the Boston bombers, I'm sure we can do this!