Puppier

Yep. That'd do it.

Do you have any plans to prevent that?

(I realized after writing this question that it may seem a little rude, sorry if it's taken that way).

Dude. You realize Antarctica has land under it, right?

Google allows you to request ads that aren't based off of your browsing.

Opt-out here

Well witness protection also means losing your entire life, your family, your identity. It's not pretty business. Your entire old life is gone. Even after a stalker... I'm not sure if I'd want that.