ProperGentlemanDolan

What a great guy. Woman trespasses on John Malkovich's property at 2AM, hands him a script she wrote about killing a movie star that appears to be written "with a butcher knife in red ink" and he still read enough of the script to know it wasn't very good.

Just have him post it to /r/benjamin for all Benjamen to access.

Just putting this out there: If Russ ever cares to do an AMA, we'd be more than happy to have him. I bet that guy's interesting as hell.

I'm gonna call my dad in about a half hour. What should I say outside of the typical "Happy Father's Day"?

Also, happy father's day to you, too!

Asking the tough questions, I see.