ProfessionalDicker

That makes one of us.

Thank you for your contribution. My mother in law was heart broken.

It was beautiful.

No nipples? Not on my watch.

To whom do I make the cheque payable?

"Sandpaper, you say? Well, if you think that's rough, you should see my margins on this time share! Waddya say, buddy?"

Are you offering my wife and me your sister in law? Or your ex wife?

Both?