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Prof_Acorn361 karma

I first read this as "I am a medieval velociraptor." Your real profession is cool and all, but what if you really were a medieval velociraptor? How would you spend your afternoons?

Prof_Acorn280 karma

Would you rather fight 1 horse sized pangolin or 100 pangolin sized horses?

Prof_Acorn18 karma

Why ya'll gotta be dicks about it?

Jealousy.

Prof_Acorn17 karma

Tax deductions during school when you're making under 10k a year?

My deductions were always in the thousands, which meant I got my whole $200 in taxes paid refunded.

Prof_Acorn12 karma

My only real problem is that if I take it before logging off reddit, my "30 min of reddit before 3.5 hours of work" risks becoming 4 hours of reddit and no work.

Without it though it's just 30 min of reddit, 1 hr or outside, 2 hours of reddit and I'm bored wonder what's on reddit, oh let's go to another sub, oh the sun is setting shit time for another walk, oh fuck when did it get to be that time guess I should start my project, fuck I'm exhausted guess I'll start tomorrow.