ProctologyDoctor

Gotta love this bot, here. LOL

Prove you work in a grocery store.

"Well, I have a Wiki page outlining my life and career. I am listed in the American Register of Grocery Employees and I can spot a loaf of unbleached whole grain bread from 40 feet away with 99.9% accuracy."

We share the same taste in movies. :-)

You are truly an inspiration, I don't know if you know it or not, but you are.

May the road rise up to meet you, may the wind always be at your back and may you live a long and happy life. You are here for a reason my friend.

First off and foremost, my thoughts are with you.

What is your favorite thing - a beautiful sunrise or beautiful sunset?

I am glad you are okay and sorry you had to encounter this trash. If things were the way they should be, you'd have been able to get the gun and splatter his worthless brains all over his buddies saggy pants.

That being said, I had a punctured lung in a motorcycle wreck and it scared me more than anything I have experienced in life before or since.

I really thought I was going to die on the side of the road because I could barely breathe and when I did, I could sense the gurgling in my body - hard to explain.

Did you also experience the fear that you were going to suffocate and was it the worst fear you have had in your life too?